5th
Oh goodness.
I am literally cringing as I watch the season premiere of The Bachelor.
The boobs are everywhere, and I have yet to see a pair of non acrylic nails.
These women are ridiculous. Some highlights:
Ella took a toy away from her son to give to Jake, claiming it was a gift from him. Let’s be honest, no seven year old gives away his favorite toy to his mom’s new TV boyfriend.
Kenley asked to kiss Jake, then admits that she has only been with one man, her ex husband, and is crying because she should have waited for him to kiss her.
Ashley dressed up in a trashy flight attendant uniform to lure him away.
Michelle is crying because she can’t get any alone time. For some reason, she thinks its a good idea to approach him with puffy eyes and a snotty Kleenex. Take your crazy pills and get yourself under control, woman.
And the words “You can land your plane on my landing strip anytime” were actually spoken.
Damn you, ABC. I feel I’m getting stupider by the minute.
my thoughts exactly …
I am and always have been so confused by the whole idea/concept of this show, but then at the same time I can’t help but watch it!
… oh and I always think/say that at the end the bachelor (or bachelorette) should choose someone to DATE in the so-called “real world” vs proposing/getting engaged! the show setting is not even close to being representative to what it will actually be like once the show is over (like who actually goes on dates like that? and they don’t have anything other than that to worry about such as work/school and life in general)